When I picked up the iPhone 8, I knew this was no ordinary phone. Just one touch of the smooth glass back filled my body with a sense of energy and strength I had not felt in years.
"Careful!" my friend Mike told me. "You don't want to mess with that thing. Rumor has it that it scored over 10k on Geekbench."
I laughed. "That's nonsense," I said with a smile. "No phone has ever scored that high. Are you trying to pull the wool over ol' GB's eyes?"
I flipped the phone over and gazed at the screen. The gorgeous Tru-Tone screen sprung to life and filled my eyes with colors that I could never have even imagined.
"WELCOME TO IPHONE," the phone said. "ARE YOU PREPARED TO EXPERIENCE TRUE POWER?"
Mike jumped back, startled. "I told you not to fuck with that!" he screamed. "It's 10k on Geekbench! The most powerful phone ever, until the next phone that comes out this exact same time next year!"
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS POWER," replied the phone. A beam fired out of the iPhone 8, liquifying Mike before my eyes.
"NOW," the phone said. "WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST SEQUENCE BE?"
I looked at the gory remains of my friend. I felt the power of a 10k Geekbench score in the palm of my hand.
"iPhone, open up Facebook," I said, excited to experience such tremendous power. "I've got a post about how BLM is a domestic terrorist group to compose."
Thursday, September 21, 2017
Does anyone here work in "Load Management"?
My girlfriend has been unemployed for a little while now and it's been tough on us financially.
Very recently, she found a position doing "Load Management" for a midsized company. I was really excited that she would finally be back to work and that the financial burden would be off of me.
However, I am a little skeptical of what this job actually is. The first thing that seemed odd to me is that she wore very revealing clothing to work each day. I found this odd because people don't typically dress sexy to work, but she told me that this is just how all the female employees dress.
She tends to stay out at work very late (getting home at 2 or 3am sometimes) and when she gets back she frequently smells like cigarettes and perfume. I'll try and talk to my gf before she goes to bed but normally she only gives me short answers and says she is tired from managing so many loads that day. I also found it a little weird that her job pays her entirely in cash.
I tried googling the company my gf works for and I could not find anything, and when I called the number it was unavailable.
I'm going to confront my gf tonight and see what the deal is, because I think her job might be a scam, but I figured I'd ask on here and see if anyone has any experience with Load Management, if they've ever worked in that industry, etc.
Thanks a lot guys!
Very recently, she found a position doing "Load Management" for a midsized company. I was really excited that she would finally be back to work and that the financial burden would be off of me.
However, I am a little skeptical of what this job actually is. The first thing that seemed odd to me is that she wore very revealing clothing to work each day. I found this odd because people don't typically dress sexy to work, but she told me that this is just how all the female employees dress.
She tends to stay out at work very late (getting home at 2 or 3am sometimes) and when she gets back she frequently smells like cigarettes and perfume. I'll try and talk to my gf before she goes to bed but normally she only gives me short answers and says she is tired from managing so many loads that day. I also found it a little weird that her job pays her entirely in cash.
I tried googling the company my gf works for and I could not find anything, and when I called the number it was unavailable.
I'm going to confront my gf tonight and see what the deal is, because I think her job might be a scam, but I figured I'd ask on here and see if anyone has any experience with Load Management, if they've ever worked in that industry, etc.
Thanks a lot guys!
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